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In This Wild Street Fight Footage, a Woman Feels so Relaxed Against The Woman She is Fighting That She Decides to Keep Smoking a Cigarette While Beating Her…

We all love a good street fight. They happen for any number of reasons. Often there’s alcohol involved, two people get rowdy and square up, and start attacking each other. It pretty much always turns into some sort of pathetic wrestling match on the floor, because people don’t have the discipline to keep it standing.

Over the years there have been many street fight videoes on this site. However, while this one might not be the most spectacular in terms of knockout, it’s definitely one of the calmest and coolest performances we’ve ever seen.

In the footage below, two women are fighting. One of them proceeds to whoop ass with a calm, collected precision that is just highly impressive. Check out the video below!

Ruthless

We don’t know know why they were fighting, or even where exactly. But one thing for certain this fight was incredibly one-sided. You can see though that this was probably pre-arranged. Both of them rocked up wearing sports bras, so they were ready to fight.

The girl in black has all the major advantages. She’s slightly bigger and stronger. When two fighters of the same skill level take each other on, the bigger person has an advantage. If they get a hold of you, you’re screwed.

You might also have noticed that she had her head shaved. Whether this was a deliberate move or just her own regular style, it doesn’t matter. It means that the other girl can’t grab her hair as effectively. In the footage ‘cigarette girl’ has a vice grip on her adversary’s hair.

Screenshot: Twitter.

No Mercy

She proceeds to unleash a ruthless battering. The girl uses uppercuts to great effect, unleashing some solid precision shots. She’s just so much more intimidating and obviously more effective than her opponent is. It’s impressive. Maybe someone like her would prosper if they actually went to an MMA gym to train.

Meanwhile, to rub salt into the wound, she doesn’t think her enemy is worth the time it takes to put out her cigarette, so she carries on smoking it. How cruel is that? It’s going to be a long time until the girl with the braids lives this one down. Just don’t get into street fights guys. Unless you want to send us the footage obviously.

Screenshot: Twitter.

Stronger Fighter Wins

She’s also not fazed by anything the other girl throws. This is like a Walmart version of Cris Cyborg vs any female fighter on the planet today. She’s unaffected by anything the other girl throws and is able just to keep pressing her advantage.

Size is key in situations like these. You have to use your advantages as effectively as possible. She does just that and manages to look very cool while doing it as she puffs on her cigarette. Definitely one of the best street fight performances of the year.

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