4. Kali Muscle
Kali Muscle is a rather synthetic individual, and not capable of getting a license to fight in any state. That didn’t stop him from taking to YouTube and claiming he was scheduled for his first ever mixed martial arts event however.
He even brought out his opponent, who promptly allowed Kali’s swollen arms around his neck in a simulated choke. There is no way this guy’s body would allow him to move in any type of offensive or defensive manner in the course of a fight, and perhaps that’s what led to him quietly dropping his pursuit of mixed martial arts.
Despite the big announcement to his large YouTube audience, this fight never ended up happening. You can draw your own conclusions as to why Kali Muscle never got clearance to fight. He may never have been serious at all.
For making this ridiculous video, Kali Muscle gets the #4 spot on this list









