Dana White Shared a Photo of His Jacked Physique on Instagram… Now Matt Serra Responds in Hilarious Style…
UFC President Dana White seems to spend his days making his fighters hate him, while he simultaneously flies around the world for UFC events and business meetings. It seems like he somehow manages to fit in a heavy workout in there somewhere, despite being incredibly busy.
White usually lives in a pair of jeans and a black t-shirt. Now and again he wears a suit, but only for special occasions. His usually sloppy dress sense doesn’t really do much to display his physique, but believe it or not, he’s actually shredded.
The UFC head honcho uploaded a picture to Instagram of him enjoying the beach. Of course, being the man he is, he was always going to get shredded. Matt Serra is the man who did the honors this time. The former UFC welterweight champion didn’t hold back.
Dana White innocently posted the picture, displaying his surprisingly jacked physique to the world. Serra was quick off the mark and responded to the UFC boss, via the UFC Unfiltered Podcast. He said:
“I’ve seen your Instagram. First of all, if you go and you look at the likes, I didn’t like it. I wanted to f**king unlike it because I’m jealous. You’ve got a lot of money, was that real, that picture? Did they take your body from the UFC game and put your f**king head on it? WHAT THE F**K!”
Serra refers to the UFC video game, where Dana White is a playable character in the UFC light-heavyweight division. There were a lot of jokes made about White’s wishful thinking when the game footage revealed his shredded body. Well, it turns out he actually does look like that. What a world.
Serra jokingly said that he’s going to report the UFC boss to USADA. The New Yorker isn’t exactly in peak physical condition himself since retirement, but he responded in good humor. He said:
“We have the picture up in the studio, Jimmy doesn’t believe that’s real… Look at Dana. Dana, what the hell, man. I want a p**s-test from you!”
As Nate Diaz has reminded the world multiple times: everyone in the UFC is on steroids.
White is incredibly busy right now, with his new TV series Dana White’s Tuesday Night Contender Series effectively moving in to replace the Ultimate Fighter. He’s also warned fighters that if they want to be picky about their match-ups they should join another promotion. He told the podcast:
“I’m looking for people that want to be world champions that want to f–king fight the best in the world. If you’re not that guy, then there’s plenty of other places where you can go and make money. This place isn’t for you.”
Well, there you have it, folks. Shut up and do as you’re told. We’re all living in Dana White’s world.