Top Five Worst Excuses for Drug Test Failures

Most excuses for a failed drug test usually revolve around a broke fighter needing to recover from an injury quickly because they can’t afford more time off without a fight.  Occasionally you will get an honest fighter who just says they didn’t think they would get caught.  But then you get the really awesome and elaborate excuses, and its those instances we are going to celebrate here.

There are a few notable occurrences that don’t quite fit with this list, but that we can’t go without mentioning.  There was the time Wanderlei Silva decided to just flee the premises without taking a drug test, Kevin Randleman once tried to submit urine that the commission referred to as “not having come from a human being”, and Thiago Silva would be caught attempting the same thing later.

Could they not have at least found human urine they could have submitted? And exactly how easy is collecting non-human urine anyway?

Of all the bad excuses that have ever been given for failed PED tests, here are the top five.