Joe Schilling is not a man to mess with. The former Glory middleweight champion is one of the best kickboxers on the planet. Now he competes for Bellator in both kickboxing and MMA. In sum, he’s a brilliant fighter and not somebody you want to get on the wrong side of.

Furthermore, Schilling runs his own gym. This is common for a lot of fighters as a way of making a solid living when they retire and giving back to the sports that they love. Schilling’s gym is a family business located in Los Angeles. You need to become a member if you want to use it.

Also, you need to follow the rules. This should be a given, but one homeless gentleman obviously didn’t get the memo. He decided to act in a manner unbefitting of a civilized member of the public. In short, he brought a dildo into the shower of one of the gym’s bathrooms. Needless to say, Schilling was not impressed and you can see his reaction below.

Time and Place

Look, it’s 2020 and everyone is openminded these days. If you want to put something into the tunnel of love then go for it. However, there is a time and a place. But that is not in a place that members of the public frequent. Meanwhile, Schilling runs kids’ classes in his facility too.

He saw the homeless guy enter his gym and take a shower. Being a decent man, he let the guy finish his shower. However, when the water went off, he still didn’t leave. Schilling banged on the door until it opened and saw the man sticking a sex toy into his posterior. Schilling proceeded to literally kick the guy down the street. Later he wrote on Instagram:

“Catch a pervert in your family business bathroom with a F***** dildo i’m not sorry F*** this POS,”

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In case anybody thought that he was overreacting, Schilling provided the backstory of what happened. It’s fairly graphic and nsfw. Like we said, if you want to tickle your cherry then go for it. But you can’t be using dildos in public bathrooms.

“A little context on the video you saw,” Schilling said. “I’m running my gym, this guy sneaks in. This bum sneaks in and starts taking a shower. There’s a bum in the bathroom taking a shower. I get it, bums need showers too, although you’re trespassing. So I’m waiting for him to come out. Water turns off. I’m knocking on the door, he won’t answer the door. He starts screaming when i’m knocking on the door. He finally opens the door, and he’s f**king himself in the a*s with a dildo. That’s why I did what I did.”

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We’re not sure which is worse: a world champion professional kickboxer kicking you down the street or someone videoing it and revealing your dildo to the world. He suffered damage to his body and his pride. It’s a miserable set of events but a lesson he won’t forget anytime soon.

Any sex fiends out there should be warned: stay out of Joe Schilling’s bathrooms.

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