Jesus died for our sins, but Super Jesus doesn’t give a fuck.Yes, you read it right, Jesus Christ has been resurrected and he is a street fighting BEAST. Repent your sins, pray for forgiveness, or Jesus will knock you out in front of your homies. This video is hilarious…
It’s not often we get to report on holy messiahs getting involved in street fights. In fact, it just doesn’t happen anymore. Gone are the days of apostles mixing it up on the bricks using only their hands to settle their beefs.
When the video of Jesus Christ beating up a gentleman during a round of fisticuffs emerged on reddit, we had to jump on it. During the video, which is currently going viral, a man dressed as the lord saviour activates beast mode.
He appears to simply be dancing at first until a bald chap delivers a cheap shot. From there, Jesus channels his miraculous powers to deliver a viral beatdown.
“Nailed Him With a Cross”
Needless to say, the video has got an absolutely hilarious response from the users of reddit/funny. Check out the most rib-tickling reactions from the reddit community below:
“Don’t ever cross me again” -Jesus
“That Thug walk at the end from Jesus, like, there is only one set of footprints here and it’s because I laid you out motherfucker.”
Yea, he could have killed the guy and resurrected him and then kill him again
He who is without sin shall throweth the first jab
Continue reading below…
Turning water into wine? Party animal.
Walking on water? Did it on a dare.
Last supper? New diet plan.
“Youse a bigger bitch than Judas” -Jesus probably too
Turn the other cheek so I can hit that too
Got him with a right cross.
Yep, even more below…
Not gonna be able to resurrect him after I turn his blood to water…
Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.
“As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. Because I’m the baddest mother fucker in the valley.” – Jesus, Just now.
You’re not one of the 5000, but you just got served
The Passion of the Christ 2: Judgment Day
Jesus died for our sins, but Super Jesus doesn’t give a fuck.
TIL Jesus has a good straight jab.