Wow…people will literally buy anything…
During UFC Fight Night 112 last month, we saw perhaps the rarest occurrence in the octagon. Facing Felice Herrig in her third UFC fight, Justine Kish had a pretty crappy night. Not only did she lose, she also lost control of her bowls.
Getting choked nearly unconscious, Kish pooped herself all over the octagon mat. The moment went viral in the days after the fight, and even Kish herself was joining in on the poop jokes over social media.
Now the grossness has stepped up a notch, as Kish tells Submission Radio that some weird dude is paying $15K cash for her poop filled fight shorts:
Kish Sh!t Shorts Selling For Big Bucks
Here’s what Kish said about the deranged fan with deep pockets, quoted by MMAMania.com:
“The most lucrative (offer) was, ‘hey, I would like to buy whatever kind of winnings you lost, I would like to buy your shorts for that same amount to hang them up and blah, blah blah in my man cave.’ I was like, this is disgusting. There are some really disgusting people out there. And so they offered me $15,000 for my shorts. Some man that wanted a man cave with my shorts – he has like a UFC (shrine). He gave me his name, his email address, all these things.”
“I really don’t want to give too much details, but that was the most lucrative offer and I’m not gonna… I mean, I don’t… I mean, why? I mean, people are saying, ‘send them over, just go do it.’ I’m like, oh, alright. Well I’ll give him my information, but I don’t see how this is actually real.”
Below you can see the exact moment Kish dumped her load:
As if that wasn’t enough, Kish relives the moment she knew she was fighting in her own crap:
“The bell went off, and I noticed something,” Herrig said Thursday on “The Domenick Nati Show” on iHeartRadio. “I was like, ‘What is that smell?’ I’m thinking is it the referee? Did he pass gas or something? And I look on the floor.”
That’s when she saw it. The poop smeared on the mat.
“I knew it wasn’t Felice,” Kish said. “I see myself, and I’m like, ‘Oh no. Oh my God, that’s me.’ And then I’m thinking do I clean it up? What do I do? I look at my corner, I’m pointing, and I’m like, ‘That’s my (expletive) on the floor.’ …
“You’d think I would feel it or something, but no, I was too busy getting the (expletive) choked out of me.”
“Maybe I had a little bit too much fiber,” Kish said. “I had steel cut oatmeal, bacon and eggs, and water, and refuel packs to hydrate. I probably had like a hundred bottles of water just because I had to lose so many pounds. I swear, I promise – I went to the bathroom like 20 times. That’s all part of pre-fight stuff. I didn’t think anything was left in my system.”