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4. Dana White vs. Ariel Helwani

Here we have well known MMA correspondent Ariel Helwani of MMA Fighting and FOX fame. He was revealing he’d heard rumours of a big UFC card on March 5, until Dana White shut him down.

Remember that UFC 197 was announced just days later (now UFC 196).

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2. Dana White vs. Bloodstain Lane

Internet character Bloodstain Lane and Dana White got in to a war of words a few years back, here’ the transcript. Wonder if anyone got slapped?

danawhite Dana White
@misledyouth2 you know this bloodstain geek got beat up and slapped silly at the last ufc by a manager. Its on video, I will tweet it 4 u

@misledyouth26 Greg
@danawhite are u fkn serious?!?!

danawhite Dana White
@misledyouth26 yup silva is gettin me the video

danawhite Dana White
@misledyouth26 walked around and said sorry to everyone and that he is just playing a character. He is a nerd who likes attention.

@BloodstainLane Bloodstain Lane
Ayo @malkikawa stop sticking up for this bald bozo f**k @danawhite ..f**k this c********r

danawhite Dana White
@BloodstainLane lol u got bitch slapped!

@BloodstainLane Bloodstain Lane
Hey jerkoff @danawhite ..No doubt @malkikawa got me in a best of 3…But f**k that why don’t you get at me you bald bozo f****t !!!

danawahite Dana White
@BloodstainLane picked the wrong sport to be a goofy attention whore. Should check out curling. Lol

@BloodstainLane Bloodstain Lane
@danawhite …hey pussy…listen here…when I see you..I will slap you…simple and plan…f**k your attention whore

danawhite Dana White
@BloodstainLane deal, when you see me come slap me.

@BloodstainLane Bloodstain Lane
@danawhite …No doubt you Rick Moranis f**k..ur gonna have ur pussy securites guards get me … @JerryMillen already gave me the scoop on u

danawhite Dana White
@BloodstainLane don’t make excuses now! When u see me come slap me. I look forward to it!

@BloodstainLane Bloodstain Lane
@RampageForever @DanaWhite …there is no video…just a pic of Malki putting me in a rnc in a grappling match u pussy

danawhite Dana White
@BloodstainLane we r busy 2 nite u f**kin loser! Its coming and I am SO excited 2 meet u and get “the slap” see u soon geek!

@BloodstainLane Bloodstain Lane
@danawhite ..I love you too baby girl…sweet dreams cup cake

BloodstainLane Bloodstain Lane
@ @danawhite ..but Im having fun White Billy Blanks…lets have a cup of coffee one day bro..My treat

danawhite Dana White
@ @BloodstainLane phony punk! Go to bed

@danawhite Dana White
@BloodstainLane I will buy u a ticket and room to vegas or vancouver and u can meet me and slap me! U in?

BloodstainLane Bloodstain Lane
@ @danawhite ..sure why not

danawhite Dana White
@BloodstainLane I am following u. Dm me with ur info and I will fly u out to vegas or vancouver. Let’s do this!!!

danawhite Dana White
@BloodstainLane he wants philly. See u in philly bro

@Vee_Mo Vicky
I’m confused! He gets rewarded 4 hatin u? RT @danawhite: @BloodstainLane Dm me ur info & I will fly u out to vegas/vancouver. Let’s do this!

danawhite Dana White
@Vee_Mo trust me!!! He won’t get rewarded! U have been, he won’t!

thefrankmir Frank Mir UFC
Anybody else watching @danawhite punking @BloodstainLane? Awesome! Go Dana

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