WATCH: Jeff Goldblum Look-Alike Lands Brutal Rib Breaker in Street Fight

By Darren
WATCH: Jeff Goldblum Look-Alike Lands Brutal Rib Breaker in Street Fight

Now that the UFC is back we’re spoilt for choice when it comes to violence. Some middle-aged men have clearly been getting a bit stir-crazy because violence just erupted between them. If you’re going to win a street fight then you have to do it in style. This one is as good as any you’ll ever watch.

It’s a common trope that most street fights go to the ground. There are few things less dignified than two grown men rolling around on the ground together. Few people expect to see a forty-something bespectacled man to go full Bruce Lee in suburbia. But that’s exactly what happened in the clip below.

Check out this beast of a man who takes on a shirtless foe after fixing his glasses. It’s beautiful to watch. Watch the clip below.

Carnage

According to Leo Senpai – who originally posted the video – the shirtless man was saying disgusting things about women. This annoyed the glasses man who confronted the sexist. Allegedly the two are neighbors and the shirtless guy is a plague upon his community. As Leo Senpai tweeted:

“Yes the guy who was shirtless deserved it. He started it. Before this he was yelling at glasses guy calling him every racial slur too, shirtless man threw the first swing as well. And literally anytime I’ve ever talked to him he always says disgusting things towards women.”

Clearly the shirtless guy underestimated his opponent because it turned into pure carnage. The moment he fixes his glasses you know that it’s going down. Also, the fact that he looks like Jeff Goldblum makes it even better. e

Perfect Kick

The glasses guy clearly has some sort of background in martial arts – probably Taekwondo or Kenpo Karate. First of all, the two men size each other up before the shirtless man charges forward. They exchange punches before glasses guy lets loose with a brutal roundhouse kick.

This clearly stuns the shirtless guy because he wasn’t expecting it. However, it gets better as glasses guy throws a spinning roundhouse that sends his foe reeling. He follows up with a brutal right hand as the shirtless man staggers against the car.

Glasses guy has one move left. You can see him about to go for the head, but he changes his mind. He picks his spot and launches a catastrophic roundhouse into his enemy’s ribs. It’s truly brutal as you can see in the clip below. Whoever this guy is, we love him.

Violence

If you’re going to win a street fight then this is the way to do it. However, apparently that wasn’t the end of the fight because shirtless guy allegedly came back with a plank of wood. Both men took damage, but the shirtless man got the most. As Leo Senpai wrote:

“After all this shirtless dude had a round 2 but with a 2×4 then cops were called BUT shirtless got broken ribs and nose, and roundhouse kick man got a broke arm.”

The moral of the story is to be very careful who you mess with. Especially if they look like Jeff Goldblum.

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