Taking Mickey Gall Virginity
After a dominant TKO victory over Mickey Gall at UFC 235 made an eye-opening declaration that he had just popped the young fighter’s cherry during the fight.
“Poor Mickey Gall. I haven’t heard from him, where he is, what he’s doing, [about] his next fight… I haven’t heard nothing from him,” Sanchez told MMAJunkie Radio. “That’s because I went inside him and I took his virginity — in a Dirty Sanchez kind of way.”
In case anyone’s in any doubt about what he means – Sanchez actually confirmed that he thrust fingers directly into Gall’s rear-end during the fight in retaliation for what he claims were eye gouges and bites that he received from his opponent during the fight.
But wait, there’s more…
“I gave him about five good knees to the anus and affected the hemorrhoidal system. That might have been why he had kidney failure in the fight, because all of the blood was down there in the lower region of his body. Them kidneys were just [slurping noise] sucking for that blood.
“Then I got him in the liver, a little blood would go to the liver, you know? Then I hit him right in the solar plexus chakra, bam! Shut down his universe, shut down his universe. I’ll be surprised if we see him back ever again in the same fashion when he was on the rise, because I took that rise boom. Now I’ve got the rise.”
