Mark Coleman
After becoming the UFC’s first ever heavyweight champion at UFC 12 in Dothan, Alabama in 1997, Mark Coleman was in the mood to party and soon found himself in a taxi with Joe Rogan being driven to an out-of-town strip club by a local radio DJ.
Rogan quickly began to regret tagging along when the car pulled up to a house in the middle of nowhere with a handwritten sign saying “Gentleman’s Club’ outside.
Coleman on the other hand was eager to get inside and soon had a blonde girl sitting on his lap, who he matter-of-factly informed Rogan was, “about 90lbs, so her p***y must be tight!”
At this stage Rogan was eager to leave as he’d was being preyed upon by another lady wearing sweatpants and wrestling shoes with horrendous breath who had yelled at him, “you don’t know what the f*** you’re missing,” when he told her he had a girlfriend.
Much to Rogan’s dismay, the girl with Coleman only agreed to come back to their hotel if her loudmouthed friend could come too.
“She’s going to be a problem,” Coleman whispered to Rogan, who was only too aware of that fact as he was forced to spend the drive back next to her.
Upon their arrival Coleman decided to make a run for it, grabbing his girl under his arm and running into the hotel, leaving Rogan with the crazy lady, who would end up getting into an argument with hotel staff and then urinating in front of the building as Rogan hid in the car.
